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BY ICEY / PRESS & GAME FACTS

Big feelings.
Small robot pieces.

SlapGPT is a free physics destruction game by Icey. Take your frustrations out on a relentlessly cheerful AI robot. Smash, soak, electrify and freeze your way through a chaotic physics playground.

Fictional AI assistants. Real physics. This is a game, not a generative AI service.

Download the 30-second gameplay trailer · Plain-text game facts

Actual gameplay with in-game audio. Gallery artwork elsewhere is promotional illustration.

AI assistants

Bipply

Eager to help. Even when the feedback comes with a bat.

Onyx

Remembers everything. Forgives selectively.

Brawn

Heavy-duty help. Three times the patience. Twice the neck hydraulics.

Traymond

Out of toner. Full of excuses.

Bitty

Tiny legs. Huge smile. Takes everything to heart.

Rivet

Calls this routine maintenance. Has seen worse. Probably.

Rooms

Response lab

A clean room for a deeply unprofessional conversation.

The Mansion

Fine furniture. Warm lighting. The floor has been expecting you.

The Dungeon

Stone walls. Swinging lamps. Your request has been escalated downstairs.

The Tower

Twenty-four metres of upward mobility. Small landings. A very long way to reconsider.

Crimson gallery

More levels. Worse decisions. Chains included.

After hours

Glass meeting rooms. Rolling chairs. No witnesses from HR.

Freight expectations

A lift you control. Staggered landings. Questionable upward mobility.

Scrap decisions

Load the conveyor, then start the machinery. Your complaint is being processed.

Server room

Cold storage on the left. Live feedback on the right. You control the power.

Hot takes

Heat it. Quench it. One small tap to make your point.

Full tilt

Click the paddles. Aim for the bumpers. Every loose piece still counts.

Court of appeal

Robot-sized hoops. No fouls. Take the shot your assistant deserves.

The Spin Cycle

Industrial spin. Personal consequences. Please check the pockets.

Quality Control

Crash sled. Pendulum. Vibration table. This feedback is reproducible.

The Showroom

A rotating pedestal, a service lift and a very short warranty.

Choose your words

Slap · Brass knuckles · Grapple · Grab · Walk to · Teleport · Sledgehammer · Baseball bat · Greatsword · Laser blade · Wrestling chair · Side cutters · Jackhammer · Circular saw · Chainsaw · Blade launcher · Bugs · Virus · Nail gun · Industrial stapler · Rivet gun · Chain · Bow · Fire arrows · Sticky arrows · Uzi · Desert Hawk · Shotgun · Minigun · Bazooka · Scrap cannon · Match · Powder can · Conductive paint · Ferrofluid · Dynamite · Pressure tank · Sticky rockets · Magnet grenade · Resonance bomb · Flamethrower · Stun gun · Freeze ray · Liquid nitrogen · Lava · Diesel can · Expanding foam · Bounce gel · Rust sprayer · Acid syringe · Pressure washer · Fire extinguisher · Leaf blower · Barrel · Mounted saw · Pinball flipper · Spring plate · Slingshot · Industrial magnet · Polarity gun · Negative polarity · Hydraulic press · Rotary vise · Rejection stamp · Wormhole · Winch · Wrecking ball · Pneumatic jack · Water hose · Move camera · Rotate camera · Sculpture · Glue tube · Hot glue gun · Pirate plank · Eraser · Bouncing blade launcher · Handgun · Assault rifle · Fire gel · Energy pulse · EMP · Demagnify · Fixed magnet · Delay timer · Sequencer · Trip beam · Conveyor strip · Trapdoor · Relay hub · Big red button · C4 · Dynamite detonator · Pressure plate · Steel dominoes · Clockwork courier · Airbag · Balloon rig · Quick-set cement · Cutting wire

38 achievements to discover. Two-player multiplayer. Offline play after the game is downloaded. WebGPU preferred, WebGL 2 compatibility available.

Facts generated from the 1.0.110 game catalogue.